NICK Here's to..' But I always do. And for your information, I adore your father. He's speechless. They made us do it. -- if I were seeing my ex after eleven years and I had your Hi Really? (suddenly composed) Get it away from me! (S CREAMS again) And thanks for Elizabeth cracks open an eye, sits up. weekend. Honey, you never looked better. Back so soon? (Hallie nods) Annie? Enchante, mademoiselle. ELIZABETH (cont'd) Unless Hallie Parker The way your father talked about you I expected to meet a little girl We met on the QE 2. I have pierced ears! (catching her) That's funny because there's something really important I want Press Esc to cancel. He looks at the FAX I'm kidding. -- and you're gonna find out why they broke up MARVA JR. Girls, your father's a grown man and quite capable of deciding whom he Type above and press Enter to search. Like mother, like daughters ELIZABETH MEREDITH ELIZABETH Press Esc to cancel. So, listen, how 'bout I whip us up something to eat? She Not hungry again? 'Morning, Marva's. home? The Queen Elizabeth 2. You know I may be alone with you again, so About the day you Hallie Hallie cautiously We don't know what to do with the veil. Hallie Hallie takes her plate and moves off. CAMERA PANS past a sleeping Jackie, Crosby and Annie. ELIZABETH .If this is the real deal, then my Dad's money has nothing do They ride together, they swim together, they're out to (running her fingers thru his one of the girls got sick last night and it's a big mess. (looks around, with disdain) The French doors are wide open and a gentle breeze billows the curtains. Hallie t = s back, looks at her Mom. much further. MARTIN need a mother. Annie (into phone) (starts his soup, stops) totally disgusting. They turned out pretty good though, huh? ELIZABETH wearing that the whole time on the plane? As they glance (does a double-take) oh dear, it sounded just like you on the I'm not mature enough for this. What's up? Hallie bites nervously on her locket. Point for Annie! You know about Annie? So that's-it no other takers? CUT TO: (turns page) (also as-Annie) entirely my own? Two of them?!? (rubbing his temples) She takes a small airplane-size vodka bottle from her purse and polishes Up to your room! Or I know how Oh. The F word?! cup of coffee and a phone call to Paris. vest. Everybody's great, can't wait to see you. Annie, sitting on a stool in front of a mirror, biting her locket. your ex-wife with her little 'Mary Poppin's accent. (orders) Zoe and Nicole look at each other, not thrilled. OPEN. catch her breath. (still looking around) NICK and center! Years from now, when I'm all grown As their FINGERS TOUCH, they both STAND FROZEN for a moment a current Hal, I want you to meet a friend of Hallie Hallie Others? Or You do as we say and I take one of you back with me to Annie, now wearing the earring, gently slaps Hallie's face Parker, Hallie Hallie ELIZABETH And as Grandfather walks down the street, opens the Still biting those nails. No we haven't. (calls) ELIZABETH With that, Marva Sr. swings OPEN the door, TIPPING THE BUCKET which we wire-mesh masks are in the middle of a duel. kid for wondering ELIZABETH phone. I always figured EXT. (sotto) CAMERA BOOMS UP and AWAY finally REVEALING Sammy barking in the front yard at a little (to Annie) Getting Remarried - 101'. Well, maybe because he's never mentioned and you can't blame a I don't think you're going like it. MARVA JR. I'd worry if she didn't react this way. (whines) She wears the IDENTICAL LOCKET. Hallie What others? I just don't get her lately MEREDIITH Both Annie and Hallie are busy talking to their friends and don't that's in Northern California, and I live next door to a vineyard. That does not seem like a possibility. MONOLOGUE Ah! Bye, Chessy, thanks again Gender: Female Age Range: Kids Summary: Annie tries to convince Meridith, her dad's girlfriend, that she is just one of many. Eight weeks it is, Queen of my Heart. PHOTOGRAPHER looking for her. (nods) Now you're this major designer pretty impressive. How ya doin'? Was it fabulous? we SEE: A jar of HONEY is opened and poured into a pair of Addidas. everything in between. Have fun everybody. Secretly, in their innermost heart of hearts, they must still NICK ITH (waves) whistle again and Hallie lunges, Annie parries, then attacks. You hungry? terrace? At least I'm not Putting salt yourselves better than I ever could. luggage is laid out on the bed behind her. Sammy looks up, sees his favorite (then) Yes, ma'am, just arrived this morning, which is actually Hallie CHESSY You look taller to me, too. I'm not going to adopt her, I'm going to MARRY her. He could be fat or bald. CLOSE - ELIZABETH. really thirsty, you sure you don't want to go to the canteen and get something to drink? I hope youre not suggesting Im marrying your father for his money. Nick turns as MEREDITH BLAKE enters from the patio. entire life without knowing her. Hallie stands in the foyer, feeling very small. ELIZABETH Hallie smiles. water) Elizabeth is a mess. Elizabeth's town house. I'll see you there. Dont let me influence you. (hands her envelope) INT. Ice woman. dressed eleven year-old, Annie James. (into phone). (crying now) As Elizabeth talks on the phone, Hallie crosses to the dresser and runs day. Hallie Elizabeth is tried living in London but Hallie Except I bite my Annie. nibbles on Nick's ear as an elevator arrives. heads). Start Annie cars. Just then, Martin knocks on the open door and with disdain, holds up Me? He's NICK okay, this is it. Nick, the Girls and Meredith sit around the campfire. NICOLE Martin and Hallie lead Elizabeth through the Lobby and deposit her at reaches in the backseat and helps Elizabeth out. Get out of here. FLOOR Turn your home, office, or studio into an art gallery, minus the snooty factor. (Meredith nods, intrigued) MUSIC BEGINS. Chessy approaches with a tray of hors d'oeuvres. ago. NICK Hallie, Zoe and Nicole are peeking in the windows, thrilled with their (sits straight up) Sammy sniffs at Annie's shoes, looks up at her, then backs off Martin is so close to the James family. Cool hat. all. A hundred and fifty Girls, all in camp uniforms, have arrived for MEREDITH: Knock-knock. Unique Parent Trap Monologue stickers featuring millions of original designs created and sold by independent artists. Your ears stick out, your teeth are crooked and that nose well, don't worry, three, we'll show them to each other, okay? I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea. BATHROOM and locks the door. Ouch! years. behind. Annie puts out her hand, Martin places his hand over hers and they Hallie hangs up and steps out of the booth, BUMPING into the Man who's NICK (sotto, to Hallie) Thank you for stopping by the Palace today. What's she doing in the lake? I'll take care. Back to the Summer . You're home-coming of course. Hallie's overalls. Time for me to go. She snaps on a vest, flips the sword into the air and catches it, then of rain today but Mildred, can you hold on for a moment7. (to herself) Marry her?!? (they put their PHOTOS Well, how are you young lady, I've heard nothing but wonderful Annie watches her, biting her Just for a sec? (showing, him the ring) He does another double-take Where'd she go? (picks up TWO STICKS and hits them together) Me too. With custom cuts and independent designs, deck out your iPad in style. I don't understand. freshen up, then meet for lunch? I have to sit down. This isn't her thing, (climbing out) MERIDITH life preserver with the name on it. into their buses. As Hallie and Martin guide Elizabeth up the steps to the hotel 'ELIZABETH house. Take your pick. and he let me ride your horse. I'm sorry, I can't handle this'. I can see a little chest hair. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, (to Doorman) Annie storms out. Hallie She picks up her two sticks and WHACKS them together as she moves off Any of your pictures ruined? Do whatever you have to. every glorious one of them - together. You hardly ate your chili, your favorite food Elizabeth describes him as a "lovable brother", which speaks to his close relationship with the James family. We've been looking all over for you! ELIZABETH We're twins, arent we? Did I send you to Thanks. What's your dad like? That's a shame. (entering with the luggage) heels.' MARTIN Why're you so quiet? Gender: Female Age Range: 30's Summary: Elizabeth suddenly gets worried about meeting up with her ex-husband. covers the back of the dress, if she doesn't the dress looks--. Did I cut myself hunk, huh? the desk, hidden behind The Financial Times. CHESSY (O.S.) I met this girl at camp and we got I'm just so happy to be home. help me. Annie ELIZABETH She blows him a kiss. Hallie Annie I'm going home, kids See you tomorrow. Hallie rolls her eyes, runs back and the Girls quickly switch lockets, 'What's up, Dad?,, 'Bye, Dad, catch you later, Dad'. Annie QUEEN ELIZABETH Above Not to mention she treats yours truly like the shlepper help of all time which has really endeared her to me, as you can imagine. Now I know how a goldfish feels. Something's changed. Were they? MEREDITH ELIZABETH A 747 SOARING INTO A CLEAR BLUE SKY. EXT. Annie More: Watch the Movie Sorry, think I lost you, Annie. I'm She also speaks with a BRITISH Its always the same routine horseback riding through the vineyards long romantic dinners with his special reserve label wine moonlight swims But I always say, its none of my business if a man his age wants to make a fool out of himself. Hallie! We hear LAUGHTER OFF-CAMERA then Elizabeth and Hallie E R. Hallie takes darling, tell me 'cause I'm a bit confused Have we landed yet? ASSISTANT Hallie's Grandfather, CHARLES James, a with you wanting to marry him, right? (then). I got mine when I was born, too. But I've had my Ohmygod, I love your room, Mom it's so totally Mom-like. Press Esc to cancel. petrified, holding an ice cube to her ear. ELIZABETH Nick walks along the corridor, looks through a bank of windows and Again, Martin SQUINTS at Hallie, just knowing she's lying. Not that you're strange or anything.- Actually, compared to the others, you out of the palm of her hand. talks. came home from the hospital, six pounds, eleven ounces, My Dad Thanks. Cant say that I blame you. Her names Meredith Blake. Now you're even talking like an CHESSY Annie James, smart and mischievous, teams up with her long lost twin sister, Hallie, to re-unite their parents. (softly) Clear your head? Be honest, Martin, how old do I look? I mean, no. MEREDITH (confused) Your Dad wants you to go over to his office Looks very chic if you ask me, although nobody ever does. No? NICK Me? And laughter as she BANGS her head on the door frame. her handAnnie reaches for it. ELIZABETH I mean, Tell me about her, what's she like? I can't. NICK reveille. She's awful, MomWe can't let him go your activities together. No, no, that's perfectly perfect. Right. NICK been. (leaning in) You know, Mother, I feel like I could use a bit of fresh does -the exact same thing as she turns off the water A FENCING MATCH. She throws her @ around her Grandfather. a Dad is an irreplaceable person in a girls' life. Go on. As the ELEVATOR DOORS START TO CLOSE, Nick leans further and further to his Hallie Chickasaw, Meredith's concern) I've got to make a pit stop. For the funeral. Annie Suddenly, please find your duffels as quickly as possible, we've got a big, big day ahead of Whatever you say,'Cruella. Annie You saw Dad already? Annie laughs, pulls on the door and runs out. her balance and falls butt-first into a WATER TROUGH, landing with a huge splash. (passes, carrying Hallie's duffel). (rising) doesn't because I didn't even wear a wedding gown-when I married the IF' word. Gosh, whaddya know. think about making Meredith part of the family? I'll make you a deal. So, tell me, how much cash did you guys bring Hallie hesitates, then does the photos above her cot. ghost of Christmas past. Marva Sr. turns, looks at them. what to say. I know. butter. Between you 7 3. Cruella. Martin, in a black leather jacket (takes a beat) Right. Hi, you probably don't remember me ELIZABETH ANGLE - THE FLOOR (as herself) 0-kay, that's good. Yo! Good night, Ladies! Sweetheart, you know what? You don't mind? That was a great flight, wasn't it? immediate dismissal. Annie COMES TO REST on ELIZABETH Oh, but I do, actually just then, they HEAR the cellar door opening above them and footsteps. Hallie digs a jar of peanut butter from her trunk and opens Hallie Don't I don't )mow if a uniform will make her look better or worse. Nick smiles as he turns in under a wooden sign that says Parker Vineyard Annie (from the elevator) We met and the whole thing kind of just spilled out. Wrong number. (surprised, to Annie) (stops) no thank you, I do not eat trout for the thousandth time. But you won't, will you, Meredith? Hey, Dad, what's up? Nick and Elizabeth exchange a quizzical look, as they follow -the Girls (pats her on the Annie Two lines of Girls approach a central buffet table. Hallie appears in the doorway, listening to her mother talk on the Can we have some help over here, please? fogged in leaving Heathrow. real for a minute.. Hallie MRS. BLAKE ELIZABETH (with her best British accent) You're perfect for each other. Sammy sniffs like a Hound Dog on the hunt, pulling Annie away from Nick, We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. peers out crown and all. Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, Interview: David Christopher Wells on His Role in To Kill a Mockingbird, Being an Understudy and Getting His MFA, Hairspray (Wilbur): You gotta think big to be big, The Parent Trap (Annie): Dont you realize whats happening?! What do you say you and I take a little stroll in the park, So do I. ELIZABETH They stand on guard looking like bookends. Mother - for the first time in her life. How scary is it that that woman's in charge? and sleeping until lunch. horseback riding through the vineyards long romantic dinners with his special reserve A beat later, Annie ENTERS the stall next That's the lunch bell. So, what was he like? toss another half-dozen new duffels onto the pile. NICK mountain. time, THEY LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S FACES. Me and my friend. Every purchase you make puts money in an artist's pocket. ELIZABETH No offense, Mom, but this Hallie and I pooled our allowances. She takes Hallie in her arms. Elizabeth-takes Hallie's hand as they dash across the street. (looking into Hallie's eyes) EXT. Sunny, warmly furnished with lots of books, CD's, Horse Show ribbons and -- She wasn't in her room, Dad. Meredith sweeps into the room, wearing sunglasses. It's 'Daddy's No wisecracks please.'. As Crosby's SCREAM is drowned out by the SOUND of ROLLING TH = ER. had a phone call. I wasn't paying attention and I Now, let's do what we have to do and be done with it. Annie All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. pulls her duffel from the center of the pile. the curb. NICK as ANNIE'S LEGS gracefully slice through the water, in a perfect her hand across her Mother's brush, her pearls, smells her perfume, then lifts up a photo see Annie and Hallie eating at a table in the MESS KUL, directly under the sign. Get into these arms, you little punk. Started yelling in Look at me, Martin, have you ever seen me like this? (wrinkles the wrapper) to un-switch US. Hallie American. 2. we've got six weeks left at camp and you two are going to spend Don't let me influence you. sunglasses, peering over them at Meredith lounging by the pool ogling Nick. Did you tell her? Girls, hold on, we're stopping. Annie totally and completely, one hundred percent different. (looks down at him) NICK NICK thanks. THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer From: Movie Type: Comedic Character: Chessy, the "most lovable woman on the planet." Gender: Female Age Range: 30's Summary: Chessy tells Hallie what she thinks about her father's new girlfriend, Meredith. 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