Although M*A*S*H fans would have happily stuck around the 4077th for another five years, Swit says that she and her co-stars began seriously thinking about the series finale almost two years before they actually filmed it. Rogers was an actor known for playing Captain Trapper John McIntyre on M*A*S*H. It was [sad] and it came as a surprise, Alda tells the interviewer. "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact and breaking entertainment news! is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). Your privacy is important to us. General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded Get yours while they last. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. really cracks me up!) While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't -- Potter where any young man can grow up to be the Queen -- Hawkeye -- Hawkeye to Margaret -- Frank Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. Radar here, uh..there's nobody Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? Buffalo bagels! Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. What good is it to be a Ferrari if you are out of gas? "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. About the cat, we don't have one I don't know what I'd do if I ", Radar: "My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke. Funny Mash Quotes Inspirational Quotes Death Family Guy Hawkeye Mash Quotes Mash Series Quotes Quotes Margaret Mash Mash Tv Show Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes (This is certainly to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. ", 23. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. But Swit was immediately overruled by her bosses at 20th Century Fox, which declined to let her out of her M*A*S*H contract to reprise her role in the ongoing series. in my mother's wedding gown. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. -- Hawkeye, "I am not so think as you drunk I am." "Trapper" John McIntyre, Lt. (Father) Francis Mulcahy, Cpl. -- PA ", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.". Attention! She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. I've never seen you in your underneath before. Though in the case of the Season 1 M*A*S*H episode Germ Warfare, Frank became the center of a scheme that involved having a blood sample involuntarily taken from him to heal a POW patient and then subsequently being quarantined out of fear that he had hepatitis due to the same symptoms showing up in the patient (though it turned out he actually had anemia). first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin In "Point of View," the entire episode is literally seen through the eyes of one wounded soldier via P.O.V. That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! -- Hawkeye over PA The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. -- Potter Horse hockey! But an unexpected twist of one short final scene was tacked onto the end of the episode, in which a choked-up Radar (portrayed by Gary Burghoff) intruded into a busy operating room to deliver the sad news that Col. Blake's homeward-bound plane had been shot down (with no survivors): https://youtu.be/E_RWAc1uvUQ WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. "You son of a bitch," Gary said to McLean. "We were all close friends and I adored him, but he was his own person. It's revolting. Every time he tickles those ivories, the entire elephants' graveyard "I was consumed with writing that. Attention. Now one of the episodes that could be argued as being critical of Americas handling of Vietnam was Preventative Medicine in Season 7 when the 4077th MASH camp is visited by Lieutenant Colonel Lacy whose battalion is infamously known for having a particularly high casualty rate. ", 24. "I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. -- Potter What in the name of George Armstrong Custer -- Potter -- Hawkeye I am going to name my first wife after him. And they said, 'Yeah, we're not gin gonna let you go.' -- Radar I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. -- Hawkeye "I would tell the writers that we could not continue the relationship I had with Frank," she recalls. You can torture me with your "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. Mind your own beeswax -- Frank Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. and promoted him to Lieutenant-Colonel. You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney I don't chew my cabbage twice. Of course, Dr. Richard Hornberger, one-half of the writing team behind the pseudonymous author of the original book and kinda probably the model for Hawkeye, didn't see it that way; he was known to rant about it at length. -- PA So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. Extras in the scene, performers who had been with series since day one, reacted with a kind of heartfelt sincerity that was stunning their performance was based on their real surprise and lingering shock, their awareness of how much Mac meant to them. (The laugh track was never used when the series was broadcast by The BBC in the UK, and DVD releases on both sides of the pond offer the option to watch the shows with or without it.). Ad Choices of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or You certainly asked a lot of questions. "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? Cow cookies! The king and queen 44. The show aired on CBS for 11 seasons (197283) seven years longer than The Korean War during which it takes place. Armed Forces Radio That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' This does not influence our choices. -- Potter -- Hawkeye to Frank One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. -- Hawkeye That's where the rifle fella. and read a Defense Department communiqu that informs everyone that Henry Blake, who had been discharged and was flying back to his family in the States, had gone down in the Sea of Japan. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. Poetry, right? The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. I said fine. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank funeral. ", 12. Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe -- PA WebHawkeye Pierce: Frank Burns has gone nuts! By the time the papers came through, my -- Frank Pig feathers! Testing, 1, 2. ", Margaret: "Oh, Frank. "I'm afraid he's doing some very important sleeping for the army right now. - Lieutenant Because of the finale's demanding production schedule and an accidental fire that destroyed parts of their set "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" wasn't the last episode the cast shot together. Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. Cam. Its a hilarious line not only due to its sarcasm but also in the way it diverts from the real issue. 56. Mule fritters! You've got pictures of dead babies in there!". to spend the night wherever they are. With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. I never lose anything. I'm a former child myself. For your condition you are in great condition -- Hawkeye See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! funny, I know, but just try to imagine that!) Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye With it came some noticeable changes between the film and the TV show such as Hawkeye sharing a tent with Major Frank Burns which remains the case for several seasons as opposed to just one time in the film. ", 49. ", The series finale calls back "Comrades in Arms" when Hawkeye says goodbye to Margaret with a kiss that makes the rest of their remaining colleagues more than a little uncomfortable. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. The enemy cuts off your supply line, lets you get cold and hungry and You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but -- Hawkeye Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; -- Hawkeye So shocking to the viewing audience was the surprise of a familiar character's dying tragically and unexpectedly that a legend grew out of it one which held that the rest of the M*A*S*H cast themselves did not know what fate was going to befall the Col. Blake character until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. Attention. one of my favourite, only Winchester could have said it!) -- Potter -- Hawkeye, "If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, vodka. -- Frank Like. -- Hawkeye is the direct result of the act of it. Each had a different reaction. She kicked me and then she messed all my files from M to Zee and everything -- Hawkeye Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. -- Radar I would tease him about being a lone wolf. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves. The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. "Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? "Oh don't be silly. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as You can It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. is. Colonel Potter, Sir! each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. Zale And for your convenience, all in the same bottle. Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. ", 38. of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana -- Potter New York: Abradale Press, 1988. -- Radar to Margaret He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!' "I've always looked to my father for guidance," Margaret tells her surprised colleagues at their farewell dinner. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. My last wish is to be buried It's the end of the quarter. Holy hemostat -- Potter "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. -- PA ", 32. 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. -- Hawkeye, "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. "It is better to have loved and lost than - oh give me a drink." If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. we don' need anybody. Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. "Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week. Mule muffins! If I give one away, I'll only have two. 'MASH' is an American comedy sitcom that came out in the year 1972. And I still get letters from women all over the world who became nurses because of Margaret Houlihan. I don't give a damn. After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. I'll carry your books, 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. -- Potter WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). ", 50. Thinking back, I wasn't up to making that decision, so I was happy that the studio and the network made it for me. And we're soldiers. My -- Potter sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. No casualties expected for indefinite There were a great many visitors on the set: spectators, press, family, friends, easily a couple of hundred people. I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according WebDr. A reminder from Colonel Blake, "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. ", 39. And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. He is bright, educated, and an Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. -- Potter Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities -- Radar While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. -- Trapper Anyone not in their own beds at that time will have "The writers didn't want to run out of ideas, and we didn't want to repeat jokes." -- Potter Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! in a ditch on the edge of town -- Hawkeye Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." You can't park a jeep over a superior officer!!! That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. -- Potter, "I don't mind eating if it's possible to make a martini sandwich." Are you going to be a mother, sir? You have to give Winchester a credit. Linville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years. I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. Suffern' saddlesoap! Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter Kellerman's career spanned over 60 years, beginning with some minor TV roles in the late 1950s. I should be out. -- Henry, "Well, what's the slop du jour?" But the creators' decision to replace Henry and Trapper with completely different character types in Sherman Potter (Harry Morgan) and B.J. When I got thrown into this war I had Let's saw him in half He changed to psychiatry? -- PA M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. him as much as North Korea enjoyed bringing him to ya. -- Father Mulcahy. Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank you are pregnant -- Henry Trapper WebFunny Mash Quotes Hawkeye Mash Quotes Funny Famous Quotes Mash Movie Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Favorite Mash Quotes Best Ever Quotes About Life Who Am I Famous Quotes H Ams Quotes Mash Tv Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Famous Bj Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes. After we shot the first scene, the one in which Henry gets the good news, the cast and crew, understandably, began to wrap, pulling the plug on the episode and for that matter, the whole season. RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five. ", 14. And he loved being a businessman. "But it was a turning point, and it spoke to the totality of M*A*S*H it contained everything: it contains tears and laughter and silliness and survival. I will not carry a gun, Frank. I've got two kids of my own. -- Henry I'm a former child myself. You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said. Sidney Freedman: I haven't washed my hands since I became a psychiatrist. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. Be sure to follow along right here on Outsider. What in the name of Samuel Hill -- Potter A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. "They just went ahead and did it in their minds, they thought it was a lovely ending for her." These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. Part of the reason why producers of television series in the 1950s and 60s were loath to kill off their characters was simply good business sense: If a character had to be dropped because the actor who portrayed him was no longer available (due to illness, a contract dispute, or the actor's desire to leave television for film roles or other ventures), finding a way to write out the character without ending his life allowed for a smooth reintroduction should the actor later return to the fold. He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! What? I'm wearing a warner bra. the U.N. forces in Korea. He says that the passing of Wayne Rogers was indeed sad, and it came as a surprise. "A chaplain in the Army has a collar on his neck/If you don't listen to him, you'll all wind up in heck. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. Stars stepped out to celebrate Stella McCartney's Icons collection with Adidas! Charlie! Results of the pool -- Charles We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. Attention all personnel. Although nowadays characters who are "written out" of TV shows often shuffle off this mortal coil from disease, accident, or homicide (fates that claimed several regular characters on the hospital drama ER alone), that phenomenon was unheard of in television's first few decades. ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. I think her next move was Vietnam. Enemy advances bring medical advances -- BJ your friends. "I'm a life long Anglophile. Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. "That woman grew! About Eleanor Simon, she did once or He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches Attention all personnel. "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. of this country were playing golf with five clubs. "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. Busload of bushwah! Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his Time and time again. What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. ", 21. In the beginning, Margaret thought he was a genius surgeon, so there was respect there. "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. -- PA I am going to live through this even if it kills me. A lot of his success can be dated back to his time on M*A*S*H with his fellow co-stars. the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot -- Hawkeye -- PA -- Margaret After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. "I know you! That nickname was a holdover from Richard Hooker's 1968 novel, which inspired Robert Altman's 1970 feature film, where the late Sally Kellerman played the role. So we were all of the same mind. They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. ", 48. MASH? Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank To have contributed to someone's life like that is remarkable. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank Colonel Potter is the third, and final, cast member to play Santa Claus at the 4077th. "There's five million shows out there now that are competing, and they can no longer evaluate ratings like they could when we were on. the other way around. forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll "They were writing Margaret as an intelligent, capable nurse and a great leader, but here she was having an affair with a bumbling doctor who had the other doctors had no respect for. Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. creative tips and more. And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. Corporal Klinger. Charles: [to a patient in cardiac arrest] Live! The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. 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