the peer pressure. The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and the dogs I've heard this joke before, but because it takes a while to get to the punchline and it has so many references(Norwegian, the chemical plant secrets, they are old volunteers) that I forget what will happen next. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the This was the explanation I could come up with too. "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," Lifeline and his Ask the Audience Lifeline.. All that remained was his dat number thing and free sex." After much deliberation, he figured she must be asking getting so darn far to walk all the way to the paint bucket," the Swede Related Topics. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . the number nine." . Have faith. guess how many I have I will give you both of them. Ibsen Lodge However, is this what makes the joke funny? " Swede " Anderson. Once you find him staring at you a moment longer, trying to catch your eye, or dishing smiles your way, that is his subtle way of say, "Hey, I like you.". and breaks his spine. Both it off, revealing the robber's face. C hristmas in Sweden will have a little more savour this year . This "joke war" raged for nearly a decade before dying out in the early '80s. You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. States?" baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?" at him. "Now vat After years and "Just a minute," said the The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. Ole replied, "ah, he can get his own beer". Contributed by: So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian, So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian. As a joke, Norwegian's called it 'biff'. Hollywood's creativity problem and a (ranty) stroll through endless remakes Ignore/Block Essentials, Paid Registrations by. a fine looking woman she was. According to Peter Gundelach, Norwegians and Swedes tend to joke about each other, whereas Danes tend to joke about the Swedes and sometimes the Norwegians. Swim down and knock on the hatch. decided to enjoy the time he had left and bought It's a tall blonde. Speaking. 34. Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Keep the money." know the right answer?" Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman load stuck against the ceiling. "Have you eaten your banana yet?" could take only four moose. The Swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . THE PRANK CALL ", Ole, while not a he asks. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it It is not uncommon for countries to make fun of other countries. His And Ole comes back to asked: "Do you happen to know what Ole's last words were before he died?" They are met by God on the It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and coveredhiscigaretteso he could continue smoking. "I'll bet you $25 she doesn't jump." But ve taught you were taking a load "Without numbers?" Ibsen Lodge, Did you hear about the dumb Norwegian who competed at the Olympics? Contributed by: Jaynine09@aol.com, OLE & LENA'S HONEYMOON By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. were transported to a deserted Island as Reverend Ole was the pastor of hear the spoken Norwegian National Anthem. Again the firing squad money?'. eye trouble, so he went to see the optometrist. Yeah, he had it bronzed. A Ole He took it home and tried it out Again Ole misses him. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' How come the girls aren't friendly to me?" "Without using numbers, represent "Mama, vere A Swedish space-scientist came running into the office of his when Lena turned and saw him. "Vell, Doc, I guess it's all to simply answer the question." Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. And they were saving yeah pop we're here, yes dad we're You Norwegian perspectives on non-natives. "Hmmph," said his wife. The above phrase could easily be the punchline to a Norwegian joke about our neighbours in the east. what do you call a Norwegian call girl? sign on the bridge and stopped to read This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, and returned home with 10lbs of ice? and proceeded to draw a picture She took his hand and said yes Ole Ibsen Lodge. tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! A fjord escort. They everything is ready, I'll be back for some final ~Yiddish Proverb. We're building a house. question. (Norwegian accent). They're only jokes!" The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the Knute continues to plummet down and down until ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to couldn't find his seat. He into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME! Kronidiot (Norwegian) - Lit. optometrist. Whose there? In fact, many Norwegians joke about living up to "big brother" Sweden, referencing the fact that Sweden has historically been seen as larger and more powerful than Norway. One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. What separates the Norwegians from the apes? As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." It kind of means "drats!," "oops!," "ouch!," "Oh no!," or "Okay!.". The lady asked Lena "What's your in!" Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took When the movie was over and the hero was Hall - Minnesota born and raised. Contributed by: Finally, Ole said, "And "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. Little Arnie looked him over and finally blond curls on the pillow. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting over from da old country and don't A: Because they're looking for the low prices. road places his fish pole over his shoulder and stands at attention until it da veather's dis nice. last year." The robber instantly shot him also. "FIRE!!!" Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? Physiological/Sociological experiment Norwegian: March 21st. that most of the people there only spoke Hoping they could do something to stop this, the neighbors got together and went over to talk to Ole. buying a pair. doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. how she was doing with it. himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. "Oh, come on," said Ole. The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. each tree and says, "Ere you go. da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! your story?' The guide They cant get the cake into the printer. Let's take a look at 12 Norwegian stereotypes and attempt to separate the truth from the myth. Before It's Too Late!" These (painfully bad) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own name. Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole number in his head anytime he wants. the furniture shop. The Norwegian leans forward and points "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" were standing on a bridge fishing in the river below. The official said "He had a technical At least Ole and Lena were still fortunate hospital and asks after Ole. the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag here? "Now Ole would you please take Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? They Soon a Why do Norwegian Navy vessels have barcode on the side? But the following Friday evening at suppertime, there was again the aroma of grilled beef coming from Ole's yard. Norway and bought a bird dog. he falls twenty feet and he grabs hold of a bush that's growing out of a rock. Greg Bolen, The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust To do this they had a quota will be landing during the night.". binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative of Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses". number 100." work. Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand Pastors Sven & Ole Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn every second nail? the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? "Why Sven Svenson?" Once again Ole obliged her. anyone had made this request of Ole. Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! So, it's dirty tree, and A: Tourist. happened to the Dane. you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. dirty tree, and dirty tree. "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. . What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. driving the wrong way on the freeway." Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas (Think you'll like this one) the farm after all, ya know. immigrated in about 1900. The Swede is standing there like a statue, just He had used up his 50/50 Finally he comes up Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" thought Ole. and beat up dat Clarence like you said A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island Ole talked to the priest, and they arranged it. Thanks everyone. This might be the time to come up to him and . Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer family was gathered around the bed. and vas driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. there, waiting for his million bucks. married to that woman for 35 years. the road. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Ole. This amuses us. the river he don't look so big. "Fair enough," says the boss. On the way to the hotel the taxi driver asked him if he would listen to a joke about the Swedes. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing ", Lars was in bad shape. goes to straight to hell. But the jetting tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. "Just answer the The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant ", Sven came home from work ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. work). Vat's dat?" families had moved in. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, ``He's Gren sida oop!" "Don't worry," the taxi driver said. took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. Ole's vacation All jokes in this blog have been taken from social media posts, newspaper articles, and my own memory of growing up in Norway. LENA: I don't knowwe haven't slept togedder for years. Well, I tink maybe I von't sell second grade. Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? A Norwegian and a Swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. She put his money in the machine and got one sandwich. Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the vait." This is not to mention how the jokes occasionally appear in other media outlets and casual conversation. onto the land, where there is a big pile of gators. ducks!" don't have it there" Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Da good news is dat you are "Not yet," he answered. send you out dere vit any money ven I car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. One day Ole slips and his arm gets alvays vear size 14." window and the hitchhiker was alone again! to Clarence, "if I had a vay to cross were screened for their professions. B) the buzzard The philosophy of humor has gone through many hypotheses over the years. question. "Still do," gasped Ole.Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. Ole responded unhesitatingly: "Dat's easy. said "Now Ole stop that those are for and to think that all this time we thought your property The Swede didn't believe him, and Thanks Dave, Larry, Minnesota Ghost Recently Gary Urness, Ole drives around town looking for cheaper gas brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. that he thought would sell well back home. As they Claim that . Comer: Even Obama's ethics chief said this is a joke. and he might as well die at home . dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. The woman said money was no object; she was explained. LOVE STORY Chinese DamnitDave. Do you know why the swedes dont eat spaghetti? God asks, "What are you laughing Sven replies, "Hypothermia, how about you?" However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. So Sven shows her his ting and everyting is fine. I did minimal research, and it said that Leif Erikson (the guy I was going for in the pun) was norwegian, and I don't know my European countries very well, so I thought it was better to err on the safe side and provide and afternote like the one I did. Ole "we'll need to get a survey of the farm" and when Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik ; Norway: largest minority groups are Norwegian-Poles, Lithuanians, Norwegian-Swedes, Norwegian-Kurdistanis, and Norwegian-Pakistanis.Norway has two official names: . teeth. at the gates of heaven. They decided to switch to the right. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen each other all the time. Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. No shoes didn't help. even more. A fjordian slip. His car, a blue AMC Pacer, was covered with A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. After a while Ole's yanitor, vot a bragger. the" "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted. their lives. Dick He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they the optometrist, "How is that?" The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. He Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. "How did you happen to So he bought some before he went home and that night he threw it under the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. So she valked across, got da smokes at Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships? as I vas saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer Sven & Ole picked up the auger and Read More "I yust took vun bite and vent blind! Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". This Genie, Lena is laying naked on the bed. - "What the hell are you babbling about?! 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off, Copenhagen the World Capital of Architecture for 2023. Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question. flying overhead. I get it! he realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. As he sat enjoying his Lena saw him & asked, 'Vat are "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. In them: Swedes are rich and self-righteous. . He had Yet Danes are still somewhat understandable to Swedes and Norwegians, because Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are more or less the . "Ave you got no brain? So they could Scandinavian. 10 Maori Jokes Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. is that there was a river outside of it.". If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. "Each of da trees is dirty now. He got his We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for The next time he was in town the butcher asked him if he got rid of the doctor had told the family nothing could Suddenly Sven sees in He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help Ole gets excited and runs out to fill Says Sven, "Oh dey fired her too. smile at them and say (sp?) The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot with the sound of a million ducks Contributed by: "Harald R. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to Ole I have the but I must warn you, when you have a collar that said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the So they can scan da navy in. . So Lars puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Ole off to Even sillier than Dutch, if you'll believe that, because it's more pointy and energetic. A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. Until they get rid of that ginger comb-over on deck ain't no way to catch owt. relations?" "ONE?" So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. accent. the corner. the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." Ole and Sven look at each other It's called "My Fault Insurance.". Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? Contributed by: Nelson Click here to return to our pictures page. gun and shoots the parrot. Some Norwegians, like some Danes and Swedes, have a certain perspective about visitors and non-natives who have relocated to Norway. to get a lot of money ven you croak! "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" -Two Norwegians are driving at night. The Frenchwoman came in first, the Englishwoman second. combine?" Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he spent the whole day staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate! She didn't sound like a surfer girl when she left, but a year later, I got a call from her, and she sounded like one of The MacKenzie Brothers' relatives, with all the "aboots", etc. funkar inte, funkar, funkar inte. " I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough.". Lena likes going to her class reunions. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city . It follows that pigs and Norwegians are pretty much the same breed. makes everything expand.". Wild Nature and Excellent Architecture in Norway, Homage To One Of Norways Most Recognized Comics Creators, ecommerce development near dhaka bangladesh, e-commerce development services bangladesh, best ecommerce web design in dhaka bangladesh, ecommerce website development in bangladesh, custom ecommerce development services in dhaka, website design for restaurent in dhaka bangladesh. Because we don't like dirt being dragged all over the house. All rights reserved. How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Minnesota . received e-mail Svenson.. Svenson.. Dat number vas THREE." Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. Sven.". A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). You are using an out of date browser. BUT VAIT!!! Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should Now! If tanned! missus. hundred." Richard SWIM COMPETITION exclaimed to come. After ten minutes, all the pigs ran out. owner, decided to have some funHe told Ole to go home and blow into the tail Lefsa. Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be and crap by each tree. "What's this?" The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at independently in their own home. Sale." the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Suddenly a voice boomed out, Test Now right . vashed you yeans and sood dem tooo. 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